BBQ

As I pull out my grill I say "A good day to BBQ a couple of hamburgers."
OOC: NO FIGHTS

i stand about 50 yards away from kratos. i watch as about 60 chocobos stampede torweds kratos with anger in there eyes."this should be good " i said to myself

OOC: I said no fights or stampedes.

OOC:you didnt say anything about stampedes.also, i thought you liked fighting?

OOC: I just want to BBQ.

I see the stampede and take out my Bow of Appolo and shoot 10 arrows at the ground and the chocobo run in different directions. "stupid chocobo, not even smart enough to go away from me." I say smiling.

I appeared behind Kratos and put Doomsayer awakened form up to his neck. "You would be gone right now if you hit one of the chocobo's." I coldly said. "You almost hit Sythe." I added as I whistled. Suddenly my gray chocobo with a metallic beak ran up to me. It coo-ed a friendly hello to me as I began to pet it. "I missed you boy." I added as Sythe rubbed his head against my chest.

"I was not aiming at them ,I was trying to scare them away from my BBQ." I said to Ghost

"Did anybody bring chips and dip." I say "Who wants burgers." I yell.

i come down the hill riding Crimson.i notice ghost."hey ghost" i said

"Hey Nero." I replied as I threw a bag at Kratos. "Be lucky I have human food stamps." I said as I walked over to him and began to make a burger. "I'm making a whopper. I use to work at Burger King a long time ago." I added as I quickly made a burger. "You guys want a whopper?" I asked as I grabbed for more buns.

"sure" i said to ghost

I put my hands to work and in 40 seconds I finished out the rest of Kratos' buns. There were 10 Whoppers stacked on a plate. "There, that should be enough." I said as I opened up a portal. "I'll be back in a sec." I said as I walked through. About a minute later I walked back through the portal carrying a bag. I placed it on the table. "I got more buns if they are needed." I said as I put 2 Whoppers on a plate and walked over to a tree. I sat against the tree and began to eat.

i grab two whoppers and put them on a plate. i sit down next ghost and start eating my first burger."these are great ghost" i said as i finished my first bite

"I had to work somewhere to get my house. Think these are good, you should try my S.O.S over white rice." I said as I finished my first Whopper.

i look out over the hillss, watching chocobos run.i finish my whoppers snd notice something going into the forest."hey ghost, did you see that?" i said,pointing where i saw a dark shape.it apears again, this time draging somthing yellow into the forest.

"Yeah, I know exactly what that is. Its a goddamn Chocobo hunter." I said as I jumped up and began running over to where the figure was.

OOC: click here for pic of what we're chasing http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Features/2008/09/Dead%20Space%20Art%20Interview/Finished/necro1--article_image.jpg

"no ghost i dont think it was" i said as i get up a follow ghost.as we get closer it disapears into the forest."ghost we need to becarefull" i said as i drew red queen

"Careful my ass, I can't let that goddamn son-of-a-bitch kill any more chocobos" I said as I pulled out Heaven and Hell.

we walk into the forest and notice a trail of blood with yellow feathers in it.i hear faint chirping."your right, lets go and kill this basterd" i said

I ran off and soon the figure came into view. I ran up as fast as I can and soccer punted him in the face. After turning around I cut off his arm with Heaven as the figure screeched in pain.

i ran at it with red queen raised to strike when it sudently swings the blade growing out of its hand at me. i dodge to the right and try to attack were ghost severed its arm.out of the shoulder three jointed blades came out.i dodged it again.i rev red queen and slash it with with my firey blade.the wound grew teeth and opened, reveling row after row of teeth."ah crap" i said

"Don't worry." I said as I climbed a tree and dove down. I stomped on its face knocking out 2/3 of its teeth. With my foot still on its face the figure grabbed my leg and sent a blade trough my leg. I screamed out in pain. I suddenly twisted my leg and broke off its blade. I pulled out the blade and pushed it through its chest.

i grab ghost by the jacket and pull him back.i then point my right hand at it and blast it with lighting.i stop and look at the burnt body."what do you think it was?" i said to ghost.

"Beats the hell out of me." I said as I took off my eye patch and began to heal. The healing stopped half way.

i look at the thing and notice somthing."look at this" i said as i pull off a necklace from around its neck.in horror i realise what the creature was."ghost,that thing was a villager" i said in a seriose tone